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Artist/Band: Hank Williams Jr.
Lyrics for Song: Stock Market Blues
Lyrics for Album: Old School New Rules [2012]



Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?

I wanna get the hell outta here

I've ordered my Mercedes

I wanna meet some classy ladies

And start drinkin' champagne instead of beer



Now I don't have much money

But we could work out something

I could send you 20 bucks a week

He said that's not how it works

And just what is your net worth?

I said my net worth is what I got on me



So I called up my mother-in-law

Told 'er about the ad I saw

Guaranteeing a fortune to be made

I said I need a hundred thou

Cause we have got to jump in now

We'll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways



So I met her down at the bank

Grabbed the check and then I ran

As fast as I could to the store

Now here's all the money

So pick some winner sonny

And call me up when we make the big score



Well I saw it on the evening news

That stock market really had the blues

And when it closed it set an all time low

I wondered where did I go wrong?

Why did this happen to me Lord?

I've got to get that money back, you know?



Well I just sat there and wondered why

I was gonna buy low and sell it high

But things sure didn't work out that way

I don't know what I'm gonna do

And to tell y'all the truth

I think I've lost my assets today



Hey broker man, please don't make no more investments

Cause I would like to keep my shirt and pants

Cancel that Mercedes, I'm goin' back to the old lady

In Little Rock instead of Paris, France



Oh, I'll never play that game again

I think y'all saw me comin' friend

And I jumped right in like a big fool

Oh I thought I'd make some money

But it's really kinda funny

Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who



Oh, I thought I'd make some money

But it's really kinda funny

Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who



Yes mother-in-law dear, I'm checkin' on it right now


Album Lyrics: Old School New Rules [2012]


Hank Williams Jr.
"Old School New Rules [2012]"


1. You Win Again
2. Takin' Back The Country
3. I'm Gonna Get Drunk And Play Hank Williams
4. Three Day Trip
5. Old School
6. We Don't Apologize For America
7. Who's Taking Care Of Number One
8. That Ain't Good
9. Stock Market Blues
10. I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink