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Artist/Band: Elvis Costello
Lyrics for Song: How To Be Dumb
Lyrics for Album: Original Album Series [2012]



I was hell-bent on destroying my powers of concentration

While you were living like a saint

And all the time the very one you trusted was washing off

somebody else's paint

Now you've got yourself a brand new occupation

Every fleeting thought is a pearl

And beautiful people stampede to the doorway

of the funniest fucker in the world



They're here to help you

Satisfy your desire

There's a bright future for all you professional liars



Now you know how to be dumb

Are you ready to take your place in the modern museum of mistakes?

Don't you know how to be dumb?

Like a building thrown up overnight in one of those reverse earthquakes



They emptied out all the asylums, they emptied out all the gaols

The "New Bruise" was the name of a dance craze

By "Jesus Cross and the Cruel Nails"

Followed up by "Torturing Little Beaver"

With their contraption of barbed wire

Between the fear and the fever lies all the rejection they require

They'll be howling by midnight, they'll be drooling by dawn

Skulls shrunk down to the size of their brains

Heads shaven and shorn



Now you know how to be dumb

Are you ready to take your place in the modern museum of mistakes?

Don't you know how to be dumb?

Like a building thrown up overnight in one of those reverse earthquakes



Trapped in the House of the Perpetual Sucker

Where bitterness always ends so pitifully

You always had to dress up your envy in some half-remembered

philosophy



Now you're masquerading as pale powdered genius

Whose ever bad intention has been purged

You could've walked out any time you wanted but face it you

didn't have the courage

I guess that makes you a full time hypocrite or some kind of

twisted dilettante

Funny though people don't usually get so ugly till they think

they know what they want

Scratch your own head stupid

Count up to three

Roll over on your back

Repeat after me



Don't you know how to be dumb?

Are you ready to take your place in the modern museum of mistakes?

Don't you know how to be dumb?

Like a building thrown up overnight in one of those reverse earthquakes


Album Lyrics: Original Album Series [2012]


Elvis Costello
"Original Album Series [2012]"


1. Distorted Angel
2. Shallow Grave
3. Poor Fractured Atlas
4. Starting To Come To Me
5. Kinder Murder
6. 13 Steps Lead Down
7. This Is Hell
8. Clown Strike
9. You Tripped At Every Step
10. Still Too Soon To Know
11. 20 Percent Amnesia
12. Sulky Girl
13. London's Brilliant Parade
14. My Science Fiction Twin
15. Rocking Horse Road
16. Just About Glad
17. All The Rage
18. Favourite Hour
19. Strange
20. Hidden Charms
21. Remove This Doubt
22. I Threw It All Away
23. Leave My Kitten Alone
24. Everybody's Crying Mercy
25. I've Been Wrong Before
26. Bama Lama Bama Loo
27. Must You Throw Dirt In My Face
28. Pouring Water On A Drowning Man
29. The Very Thought Of You
30. Payday
31. Please Stay
32. Running Out Of Fools
33. The Other Side Of Summer
34. Hurry Down Doomsday (The Bugs Are Taking Over)
35. How To Be Dumb
36. All Grown Up
37. Invasion Hit Parade
38. Harpies Bizarre
39. After The Fall
40. Georgie And Her Rival
41. So Like Candy
42. Playboy To A Man
43. Sweet Pear
44. Broken
45. Couldn't Call It Unexpected No. 4
46. Let Him Dangle
47. Deep Dark Truthful Mirror
48. God's Comic
49. Chewing Gum
50. Tramp the Dirt Down
51. Stalin Malone
52. Satellite
53. Pads, Paws And Claws
54. Baby Plays Around
55. Miss Macbeth
56. Any King's Shilling
57. Last Boat Leaving