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Elvis Costello Lyrics for Song: I Almost Had A Weakness
 Lyrics for Album: On Stage [2012]
 
 
 
 7650>Thank you for the flowers
 
 I threw them on the fire
 
 And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
 
 God they were ugly children
 
 So you're the little bastard of that brother of mine
 
 Trying to trick a poor old woman
 
 'Til I almost had a weakness
 
 Last week Cousin Florence
 
 Bit your Uncle Joe
 
 Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
 
 She said that he looked like the devil
 
 Then she said... "pass the vinegar," I'm beginning to think
 
 That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
 
 Though I almost had a weakness
 
 
 
 It pains me to mention
 
 These delicate concerns
 
 While I have to tolerate you family jewels
 
 I really mustn't grumble
 
 'Cause when I die the cats and dogs will jump up and down
 
 And you little swines will get nothing
 
 Though I almost had a weakness
 
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