No Suprize

Aerosmith · Pandora's Box [1991]

Ninteen seventy-one

we all heard the starters gun

New york was such a pity

but at Max's Kansas city we won



we all shot the shit at the bar

with johnny o'toole and his scar

and then old clive davis said

he's surly gonna make us a star

just the way you are



but with all his style

i could see it in his eyes

we were goin on trial



It was no surprize

the boys kept kicking ass

as usual time would tell

but some bitch in the choir

threw some water on the fires of hell

she loved to show and tell

lord she loved to tell



but with all our style

you could se it in our eyes

that we is still on trial



and it was no surprise

no surprise

no surprise

no surprise



midnight lady

situation fetal

vaccinate your ass

with a phonograph needle



i say

look it here

friend of mine

scratch like you need calomine

flamingo boots

soles a creakin

stil in love with a puerto rican too



ridin on the wheels of hell

smokin in our axle grease

oh the backstage is rockin

and we were coppin from the local police

thats right the local police

or the justice of the peace



but with all our style

you could see it in our eyes

that we is still on trial



baby its no surprise

no surprise

no surprise

no surprise



rock and roll

junckie whore

got my foot inside the door

Knock knock knock knock knock

nobodies keepin score



bad time

go away

come again some other day

topaz and sazzafrazz

will keep the blues away



candy store

rock and roll

corporation jellyroll

play the singles it ain't me

it's programed insanity



you ascap

if bmi

could ever make a mountain fly

if japanese can boil teas

then where the fucks my royalties

About No Suprize

"No Suprize" is a track by Aerosmith from their 1991 album *Pandora's Box*, representing the band's continued evolution during the early 1990s. While the group had achieved massive commercial success in the late 1980s with hits like "Dream On," this recording reflects a shift in their sound and lyrical themes. The song features the band's signature blend of hard rock and melodic sensibilities, characteristic of their work during this transitional period. It serves as a testament to their ability to maintain relevance and musical integrity as they navigated changing trends in popular music. The track remains a notable example of Aerosmith's discography from the early 1990s, showcasing their enduring appeal and skillful songwriting.