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Artist/Band: 
Brad Paisley 
Lyrics for Song: Ode de Toilet (The Toilet Song) 
Lyrics for Album: Playlist: The Very Best Of Brad Paisley [2008]
  
               
  14881>She says not to buy her flowers
  Or big expensive gifts
  She says she don't want jewlery
  And she doesn't need another dress
  If I want to show her how much I adore her
  The best way that I've found
  Is to make sure when I'm finished
  I put that toilet seat down.
 
 
  We've been to counseling
  To try and see the ways we could improve
  This thing between us
  And different ways to show each other "I love you"
  Forget about those getaway vacations
  To romantic coastal towns
  If you want to say "I love you"
  Then put that toilet seat down.
 
 
  'Cause in the middle of the night
  It's cold and it's dark
  And when I hear my name in vain
  I know I haven't done my part
  She just wants me to support her
  And the best way that I've found
  So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
  I put that toilet seat down.
 
 
  I know it's kind of funny
  You can teach a little puppy
  But it's very hard to train a grown man
  When I'm all about my buisiness
  And the path of least resistance
  She's the one that suffers in the end.
 
 
  In the middle of the night
  It's cold and it's dark
  And when I hear my name in vain
  I know I haven't done my part
  She just wants me to support her
  And the best way that I've found
  So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
  I put that toilet seat down
  Down, down...
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| Album Lyrics: Playlist: The Very Best Of Brad Paisley [2008] | 
 
   Brad Paisley 
"Playlist: The Very Best Of Brad Paisley [2008]"
 
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