Artist/Band: 
Brad Paisley 
Lyrics for Song: Alcohol 
Lyrics for Album: Time Well Wasted [2005]
  
               
  12756>(Brad Paisley)
 
 
  I can make anybody pretty
  I can make you believe any lie
  I can make you pick a fight
  With somebody twice your size.
 
 
  Well, I've been known to cause a few break ups
  And I've been known to cause a few births
  I can make you new friends
  Or get you fired from work.
 
 
  Chorus:
  And since the day I left Milwaukee
  Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
  Been makin' the bars lots of big money
  And helpin' white people dance
  I got you in trouble in high school
  But college, now that was a ball
  You had some of the best times
  You'll never remember with me
  Alcohol, alcohol.
 
 
  I got blamed at your wedding reception
  For your best man's embarrasing speach
  And also for those naked pictures
  Of you at the beach.
 
 
  I've influenced kings and world leaders
  I helped Hemmingway write like he did
  I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
  Put that lampshade on your head.
 
 
  Chorus:
  'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
  Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
  Been makin' a fool out of folks just like you
  And helpin' white people dance
  I'm medicine and I am poison
  I can help you up or make you fall
  You had some of the best times
  You'll never remember with me
  Alcohol, alcohol.
 
 
  Chorus:
  Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee
  Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
  Been makin' the bars lots of big money
  Helpin' white people dance
  I got you in trouble in high school
  But college, now that was a ball
  You had some of the best times
  You'll never remember with me
  Alcohol, alcohol...
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