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Artist/Band: Crash Test Dummies
Lyrics for Song: There Are Many Dangers
Lyrics for Album: Worm's Life [1996]



If your toast gets stuck in the toaster

Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out

I did and I got caught in the current

Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight



There are many dangers

They could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything



When it's very, very cold out

Do not put your tongue on cold metal things

For example, stop signs

I did and they had to pull some skin off

And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night



There are many dangers

They could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything



When they'd taken out my tonsils

I brought them home

Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room

Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils

I've got lots of things to think about at night



There are many dangers

Could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything


Album Lyrics: Worm's Life [1996]


Crash Test Dummies
"Worm's Life [1996]"


1. Overachievers
2. A Worm's Life
3. Our Driver Gestures
4. My Enemies
5. There Are Many Dangers
6. I'm Outlived By That Thing
7. All Of This Ugly
8. An Old Scab
9. My Own Sunrise
10. I'm A Dog
11. Swatting Flies