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Artist/Band: Disney
Lyrics for Song: Gaston
Lyrics for Album: Beauty and the Beast [1991]



Gaston (spoken): Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with

the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!



Lefou: Heh heh. Darn right.



Gaston: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated!

Why, it's more than I can bear.



Lefou: More beer?



Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.



Lefou: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.



Lefou:(singing) Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favourite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why



No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on



Men in Pub: No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

Lefou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Men: My- what a guy, that Gaston



Men: Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Lefou: Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips



Men: No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

Man 1: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

Girls: For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare

Lefou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston: (That's right!)

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair



Men: No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

Lefou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating

(Ptooey!)

Men: Ten points for Gaston!



Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge



Men: No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Lefou: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating

Men: Say it again

Who's a man among men?

And then say it once more

Who's the hero next door?

Who's a super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

Lefou: And his name's G-A-S- T -

G-A-S-T - E -

G-A-S-T-O - oh!



GASTON!!!


Album Lyrics: Beauty and the Beast [1991]


Disney
"Beauty and the Beast [1991]"


1. Prologue
2. Belle
3. Belle (Reprise)
4. Gaston
5. Gaston (Reprise)
6. Be Our Guest
7. The Mob Song
8. Beauty And The Beast
9. Something There
10. Kill The Beast
11. Human Again