OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Absolute Kidz · Absolute Kidz 4 [2001]
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kicking back
With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Muhammad or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign says "do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in 87
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
You think I really care that I miss my biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
H-h-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kicking back
With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Muhammad or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign says "do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in 87
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
You think I really care that I miss my biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
H-h-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it