Christmas In Ignace

It's Christmas in Ignace

Mommy's got a rock

She'll give it to Daddy



It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's Christmas in Ignace



Daddy's got a rock

He'll give it to Mommy

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)



It's a jolly time

(here in Ignace)

As we decorate the Christmas Rock

It's a happy time



And if the children are good

They'll get toys to play with

Like rocks.

It's Christmas in Ignace



Bob's got a rock

But he's gonna keep it



It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's Christmas in Ignace



Jill's got a rock

She gives it to Bob

Now he's got two



It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's a jolly time



As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5

It's a happy time

Except for Malcolm

His tongue is stuck to the sign that says

"Welcome to Ignace"



It's Christmas in Ignace

And all through the houses

Not a creature is stirring

Except for the rats

That live here in Ignace



Under the rocks

That are played with by children

And thrown at Malcolm

Who's still stuck to the sign that says

"Welcome to Ignace"



It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

(*spoken* Lulcum uh Ignuth!)