Dogfood Woman

Watching television one afternoon

Looking for a movie or a good cartoon

Stop by a station's commercial break

And suddenly I'm faced with a heartache



The woman of my dreams is plain in view

Selling me a can of liver stew

I said Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman



Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman



You steal my heart

And you take my soul

Everytime I see you

Fill Fido's bowl



Now I watch TV twenty hours a day

Just to watch your commercials play

If someday your love were in reach

I'd be all yours honey



You could put me on a leash

You love that dog, could you love a man?

I make my own gravy when you show that can..

I said Dogfood (Dogfood)



Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman



You steal my heart

And you take my soul

Everytime I see you

Fill Fido's bowl



I figure the only way she'll notice me

Is if I buy what she's selling on TV

So I go down to the local shopping mall

Head to the pet store and buy it all



Go to the bank and empty my savings

So I can buy more of what Spot is craving.

Spent all my monet by accident

Can't buy groceries or pay the rent



Got evicted now I live on the street

Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat

My breath is real bad

And my tongue's turning black



But I got a nice shiny coat and hair on my back!

I said Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)



Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

You steal my heart



And you take my soul

Everytime I see you

Fill Fido's bowl

(*dogs barking*)



I said Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman



You steal my heart

And you take my soul

Everytime I see you

Fill Fido's bowl