I Am Cow

I am Cow

Hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on a barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's

Made from liquid from my udder

I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!



I am cow, eating grass

Methane gas comes out my ass

And out my muzzle when I belch

Oh the ozone layer is thinner

From the outcome of my dinner

I am cow,

I am cow, I've got gas.



I am cow, here I stand

Far and wide upon this land

And I am living everywhere

From B.C. to Newfoundland

You can squeeze my teats by hand

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,