I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

im the only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka

but all i wanna do is get into his parka

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

well me and NUCK fluck chuck buck we both like blubber

but me i got this crazy fetish for rubber

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

i make the wish on the northern lights

that i could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

and the seals the sing now(seal noises)

these cold winter nights are taking their toll

i even get excited when i see the north pole

see the north pole



im the only gay eskimo

only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo

in my tribe

now like the proclaimers sing it!

Im the only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo

Like Bob Dillon!

Im the only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo