Mime Abduction

I woke up this morning, I fell out of bed

checked my pulse I wasnt dead

there's a pounding in my head

I think I may have vomited



They took me away last night

looks like I put up a fight

now I'm staring at the lights

why is my skin so white?



I was abducted by a gang of angry mimes

what they did should be a crime

I couldnt see the probe but I felt it enough

but at least they wore gloves



They put me in a box that wasn't there

made me pretend to climb the stairs

they were all sitting I couldn't see their chairs

and the clothes they made me wear



A little striped shirt, a little black beret

a dopey flower made of papier mache

and they painted a tear drop on my face

gave me an accordian to play



I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam

cajun music by a gang of angry mimes

what they did should be a crime

they didn't say much, they weren't chatty

they poured imaginary tea



I pulled off my escape during the tug of war

I poured mime marbles over the mime floor

seven mimes went down and then I punched two more

then I made myself a door



I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam

Cajun music and then after a breif altercation escaped

from a gang of angry mimes

what they did should be a crime

it took a while to get home again

because I ran against the wind