The Beer Song

Oh what is the malted-liquor

What gets you drunker quicker

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)

Can't get enough of it (Beer!)

How I really love it (Beer!)

Makes me think I'm a man

(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)

Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)



I could not refuse it (Beer!)

I could really use it (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)



I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my dad



That's my son the drunk and manly stud

I'm proud to be his bud



"Here have some pretzels"

"No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the schlitz."



Drink with your family, drink it with your friends

Drink till you're fat, stomach distends



Beer is liquid bread it's good for you

We like to drink til we spew - ew!



Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!

As we sing once more -



Oh what is the malted-liquor

What gets you drunker quicker

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)

Can't get enough of it (Beer!)

How I really love it (Beer!)

Makes me think I'm a man

(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)

Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)

Golly I adore it

Come on dammit pour it

Do it for me brew it for me

Feed it to me speed it to me

The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!