Vincent the Christmas virus

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny

No one's making joyful sounds

Cranberry sauce ain't staying down



The lineups at the bathroom

Are longer than at the mall

Everybody's meeting Vincent

The Christmas Virus



Vincent the Christmas Virus

He's the one that'll keep you up all night

He's the festive parasite



Vincent the Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin

Doesn't notice Aspirin

Don't matter if you're fit and trim



But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol

So get real drunk on Christmas Day

Let's all toast to Vincent!



YAYYY!



Vincent the Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus

*cough hack wheeze*