Hail To Thee Fat Person
Allan Sherman · Other Songs - Allan Sherman
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"
About Hail To Thee Fat Person
Allan Sherman's "Hail To Thee Fat Person" stands as a quintessential example of his energetic pop style, characterized by upbeat tempos and catchy melodies that defined the early 1960s. While often overshadowed by his massive hit "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah," this track showcases Sherman's ability to craft humorous and relatable songs that resonated with a broad audience. The recording captures the vibrant spirit of the era, blending light orchestration with a driving rhythm that encouraged dancing and celebration. Sherman's work during this period established him as a key figure in American pop music, known for his knack for writing songs that were both commercially successful and culturally significant. This track remains a testament to his enduring legacy in the genre, highlighting his unique approach to pop composition and performance.