My Son, The Vampire
Allan Sherman · Other Songs - Allan Sherman
Blood!
My son, the vampire,
he'll make you a wreck.
Every time he kisses you,
there'll be two holes in your neck.
Blood!
Blood!
My son, the vampire,
he will leave you pale.
All he does is drink your blood,
'cause he don't like ginger ale.
When they see him, people scream, and they yell.
And they scream and yell 'cause they're scared as heck that he'll say...
Blood!
Blood!
My son, the vampire,
he's a total loss.
And if you should meet with him,
do not drink or eat with him.
Run if he takes out his dental floss.
'Cause my son, the vampire, ain't collecting it for the Red Cross!
He wants...
Blood!
He needs...
Blood!
He drinks...
Blood!
[spoken]
Doesn't everybody?
Have a glass!
It's delicious!
Yum yum!
It's...
Blood!
My Son, The Vampire
Allan Sherman was a pioneering figure in American comedy music, renowned for his witty parodies of classical standards and popular tunes. 'My Son, The Vampire' showcases his signature blend of theatrical storytelling and musical humor, hallmarks of his extensive discography. Sherman often drew inspiration from everyday life and pop culture, transforming mundane subjects into memorable comedic performances. This track reflects his ability to craft narratives that resonate with audiences through clever wordplay and distinctive vocal delivery. As part of a broader body of work that includes beloved hits like 'Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah,' the song exemplifies Sherman's unique contribution to the comedy genre. His recordings remain celebrated for their charm and enduring appeal, securing his legacy as a master of musical satire.