Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
Allan Sherman · Other Songs - Allan Sherman
Should fit me the best.
You sewed the buttons strong.
But Sam, you made the pants too long.
Far from the Bronx I flew,
Around the world to you,
'Cause they said you're the best custom tailor in Hong Kong.
Sam, you made the pants 'bout a foot and a half too long.
First I took a jet,
Then I took a clipper,
Then I took a ricksha to your door.
And now Sam, I regret,
My chin's caught in my zipper,
And my cuffs are down there polishing the floor.
Oh, what a thrill divine,
When I first saw your sign.
It said, "For service, kindly bong the gong."
I bonged, and then mine pants went wrong.
I don't like to complain,
Or cause a demonstration,
But the belt is in my armpits, if you please.
I'm trying to explain,
My pants need alteration.
How do you say "oy vay" in Chinese?
I've been here six long weeks.
My pagoda leaks.
I thought your name was Feldman, but it's Fong!
Sam Fong, you made the pants too long!
Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
Allan Sherman's 'Sam You Made The Pants Too Long' stands as a quintessential example of his unique brand of British comedy pop. Released in the late 1960s, the track exemplifies Sherman's signature style, blending upbeat, danceable rhythms with a narrative driven by absurdity and social satire. The song features Sherman's distinctive vocal delivery, characterized by a rapid-fire delivery and a specific cadence that became his trademark. Rather than focusing on romantic themes, the lyrics tackle mundane domestic frustrations with a sense of manic energy, reflecting the broader cultural shift toward humorous, character-driven storytelling in British music during that era. It remains a staple of his discography, showcasing his ability to transform everyday observations into memorable musical performances that continue to entertain audiences decades later.