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Artist/Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: Christmas At Ground Zero
Lyrics for Album: Permanent Record Al In The Box [1999]



It's Christmas at ground zero.

There's music in the air.

The sleigh bells are ringing,

And the carolers are singing,

While the air raid sirens blare.



It's Christmas at ground zero.

The button has been pressed.

The radio just let us know

That this is not a test.



Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'.

It's the end of all humanity.

No more time for last minutes shoppin'.

It's time to face your final destiny.



It's Christmas at ground zero.

There's panic in the crowd.

We can dodge debris,

While we trim the tree,

Underneath a mushroom cloud.



You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop,

Or Jack Frost on your window sill.

But if someone's climbing down your chimney,

You better load your gun and shoot to kill.



It's Christmas at ground zero,

And if the radiation level's OK,

I'll go out with you and see all the new

Mutations on New Year's Day.



It's Christmas at ground zero.

Just seconds left to go.

I'll duck and cover with my yule-tide lover,

Underneath the mistletoe.



It's Christmas at ground zero.

Now the missles are on their way.

What a crazy fluke. We're gonna get nuked,

On this jolly holiday.



What a crazy fluke.

We're gonna get nuked,

On this jolly holiday.


Christmas At Ground Zero

Weird Al Yankovic's "Christmas At Ground Zero" captures the comedian's signature blend of holiday cheer and absurdity. Released during the late 1990s, the track appears on the comprehensive compilation Permanent Record Al In The Box. The song showcases Yankovic's ability to reimagine seasonal themes through his unique comedic lens, fitting seamlessly into a discography defined by parody and novelty. While the artist is best known for his elaborate musical spoofs, this recording stands as a testament to his enduring appeal in the holiday music genre. The work reflects the playful energy that has characterized his career, offering listeners a fresh take on traditional Christmas sentiments without relying on standard tropes. It remains a notable song in his extensive catalogue of festive recordings.


Album Lyrics: Permanent Record Al In The Box [1999]


Weird Al Yankovic
"Permanent Record Al In The Box [1999]"


1. Achy Breaky Song
2. Livin' In The Fridge
3. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
4. I Want A New Duck
5. This Is The LIfe
6. Hooked On Polkas
7. You Make Me
8. I Think I'm A Clone Now
9. Alimony
10. Buy Me A Condo
11. Mr. Popeil
12. King Of Suede
13. I Can't Watch This
14. Polka Your Eyes Out
15. When I Was Your Age
16. Taco Grande
17. My Bologna
18. Happy Birthday
19. Addicted To Spuds
20. Here's Johnny
21. Christmas At Ground Zero
22. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
23. Spam
24. Generic Blues
25. Headline News