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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: I'm a band leader
Lyrics for Album: Lost Episodes [1996]



I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different

instruments , too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught,

you know. Couldnt tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway

in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know for five miles around get

hot pants for me, hotcha!



Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we

got Bill Bailey, and we played them all and we got seven people came up

for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne

imported from Europe (heh) and kissed the girl who won and shook hands

with the guy she was with. He didnt mind when I kissed her because I'm

important.



We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I

pretend I'm a queer and the sax player pretends he's a queer, too, and

later on in the show, (thisll kill ya) we kiss each other so that it looks to

the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth. (heh). When we

go... into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait... till... we... get to

Las Vegas!



(Ha-heh-heh)


I'm a Band Leader

Frank Zappa's "I'm a Band Leader" stands as a quintessential example of his satirical approach to rock and roll mythology. Recorded for the compilation *Lost Episodes [1996]*, the track features Zappa's signature vocal delivery, delivering a scathing critique of the pretensions and commercialization inherent in the band leader archetype. The song reflects Zappa's lifelong fascination with the absurdity of rock stardom, utilizing sharp wit and musical complexity to dismantle the romanticized image of the frontman. As part of his broader discography, this recording exemplifies his commitment to social commentary through music, challenging listeners to question the roles and expectations placed upon performers in the music industry.


Album Lyrics: Lost Episodes [1996]


Frank Zappa
"Lost Episodes [1996]"


1. Sharleena
2. Fountain of love
3. Any way the wind blows
4. The blackouts
5. Lost In A Whirlpool
6. Ronnie sings?
7. Kenny's Booger Story
8. Ronnie's Booger Story
9. Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
10. Tiger Roach
11. Run home slow theme
12. Charva
13. The Dick Kunc Story
14. Cops and Buns
15. I'm a band leader
16. Alley Cat
17. Wonderful Wino
18. Inca Roads
19. Drafted Again