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South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log
Lyrics for Album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]
Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Grandma!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
A rolly poly Colony Beef Log Baby,
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
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Swiss Colony Beef Log
This recording features Eric Cartman from the animated series South Park, appearing on the 1999 compilation Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. The track exemplifies the show's signature blend of absurdist humor and satirical commentary, delivered through Cartman's distinctive vocal delivery. As part of the series' broader musical output, the song reflects the show's tendency to use familiar characters to deliver sharp social critiques wrapped in comedic exaggeration. Released alongside other related recordings, it stands as a notable example of the series' approach to character-driven storytelling through music, capturing the chaotic energy that defined late 1990s television animation. |
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