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Artist/Band:
Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: Like A Surgeon
Lyrics for Album: Dare To Be Stupid
I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit.
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
This patient's fading fast.
Complications have set in,
Don't know how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out.
Pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Here's a waiver for you to sign.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die.
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay.
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,
When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,
And retractors.
Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,
Yeah, I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time.
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Like A Surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic's 'Like A Surgeon' stands as a standout track from his 2011 album Dare To Be Stupid, showcasing his signature ability to blend pop sensibilities with surgical precision in parody. The song serves as a humorous take on the medical profession, utilizing Yankovic's characteristic vocal delivery and comedic timing to deliver a satirical message about doctors' procedures. Released during a period where Yankovic continued to expand his discography beyond his earlier hits, the recording reflects his commitment to creating accessible, family-friendly entertainment that often critiques societal norms through music. As part of his broader catalog of parodies, the song exemplifies his skill in crafting memorable melodies that resonate with audiences while delivering witty commentary on everyday life. |
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