Robots
Flight Of The Conchords · Flight of the Conchords [2008]
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
It is the distant future, the year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different
ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's
There is no more unhappiness
Affirmative
We no longer say 'yes'
Instead we say 'affirmative'
Yes, affirmative
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well, there's no more elphants, so
Ah
But still it's good
There's only one kind of dance, the robot
And the robo-boogie
Oh and the ro-- two kinds of dances
But there are no more humans
Finally robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead
(The humans are dead)
The humans are dead
(They look like they're dead)
It had to be done
(I'll just confirm that their dead)
So that we could have fun
(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
Their system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robo depression
Robots ruled by people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down
Robo captain, do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like..
Well, it's ironic
Hmm, silence, destroy him!
No!
After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboard f*cking systems down
Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better
Can't we talk to the humans and work together, no?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
(I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead
(I noticed they're dead)
We used poisonous gases
(With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo
0000001
00000011
000000111
00001111
(Oh)
0000001
(Oh one)
00000011
(One oh)
000000111
Come on sucker lick my battery
Boogie, boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, boogie
(Robo-boogie)
Boogie, robo-boogie
Boogie, boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, boogie
(Robo-boogie)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are dead)
Once again without emotion
The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead de---
Robots by Flight of the Conchords
Robots is a track from the debut album of Flight of the Conchords, a New Zealand comedy duo formed by Dylan Doder and Stephen Maitland. The album, released in 2008, marked the group's transition from a web-based comedy project to a widely recognized musical act. Robots stands out in the catalogue for its distinct departure from the duo's usual satirical folk and country styles, leaning instead into a more electronic and synth-driven sound. This shift in musical texture reflects the duo's willingness to experiment with genre boundaries, a trait that became a defining feature of their artistic identity.
The song's production incorporates electronic elements that contrast with the acoustic instrumentation heard on much of the debut album. This juxtaposition highlights the duo's ability to blend humor with diverse musical influences. In the context of the album, Robots serves as a tonal pivot, offering listeners a different sonic experience while maintaining the group's characteristic wit and observational style. The track's placement within the album suggests a deliberate effort to showcase the duo's versatility, moving beyond the familiar sounds of their earlier comedy sketches.
Flight of the Conchords gained significant attention for their self-produced music, which was initially distributed through their website and later through traditional music channels. The debut album received positive reception for its clever songwriting and the duo's comedic timing. Robots, with its electronic edge, contributed to the album's broader appeal by introducing a fresh sound that resonated with listeners familiar with the group's humor but curious about their musical range. The song's background in the duo's early career underscores their commitment to artistic growth and genre exploration.
The musical characteristics of Robots include a prominent use of synthesizers and electronic beats, which create a modern, almost sci-fi atmosphere. This soundscape complements the song's thematic focus, though the specific lyrical content remains separate from the musical analysis. The track's production values are high, reflecting the duo's meticulous approach to their recordings. In the broader landscape of comedy music, Robots exemplifies the group's ability to merge humor with sophisticated musical arrangements, a hallmark of their work.
Public response to the debut album was largely positive, with critics praising the duo's songwriting and comedic sensibility. Robots, as part of this album, benefited from the overall acclaim, though its electronic style may have appealed to a slightly different audience than the more traditional tracks. The song's place in the duo's discography is significant as it represents an early experiment that foreshadowed their continued exploration of diverse musical styles in subsequent albums. The track's enduring presence in the group's catalogue reflects its importance in establishing their musical identity.
In summary, Robots is a notable example of Flight of the Conchords' early experimentation with electronic music. Its inclusion on the debut album highlights the duo's commitment to artistic innovation and their ability to blend humor with diverse musical influences. The song's production and thematic elements contribute to the album's overall appeal, cementing the duo's reputation as a creative and versatile act in the comedy music genre.

