I'm Not Crying

So you're leaving?



I can tell because I can see you're leaving



But if you're trying to break my heart



Your plan is flawed from the start



You can't break this heart, it's liquid



It melted when I met you



And as you leave, don't turn back to me



Don't turn around to see if I'm crying



I'm not crying, not crying, not crying



I'm not crying, it's just been raining on my face



And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks



Please, please don't tell my mates



I'm not crying, no, I'm not crying



And if I am crying, it's not because of you



It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine



You don't know who is dying, that's right, dying



These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me



I've just been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna for one



Oh, I'm not crying, no



There's just a little bit of dust in my eye



That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye



I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand



For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland



I'm not upset because you left me this way



My eyes are just a little sweaty today



They've been looking around and are searching for you



They've been looking for you even though I told them not to



These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy



I'm just laughing, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha



I'm sitting at this table called love



Staring down at the irony of life



How come we've reached this fork in the road



And yet it cuts like a knife?



I'm not crying



I'm not crying



I'm not crying