Hillbilly Stomp

Im drunk again

Excuse the hiccup

The redneck originator rollin' in my pickup

Truck jacked up with the four gold shocks

And where I come from

mud flaps come stock.



People Kid Rock it up and down the block.

And the hens all flock to the coup

with the cock.

You wanna rock with me baby

Row it down to the swamp.

Dock your boat

We'll do the hillbilly stomp.

We'll do the hillbilly stomp.



I like Stuckies, truckers, and big mesh hats.

I like large round women in laundromats.

I like to wander jack.

Like a backwoods thug.

And watch the moonshine through

the bottom of a jug.

Huggin' and kissin' with my vision all blurry

Siftin' through this world of worry.

Hurry up with love,

Please God Bless

I don't do drugs anymore,

Or any less.

I didnt start this mess on the planet

Stop lookin' at me like a bandit

I've been chillin'

Down at the swamp.

With the folks that want,

to do the hillbilly stomp.

Do it

We'll do the hillbilly stomp.



Now people wanna know how

to do this dance

Lift your legs in the air like

you wet your pants

Plant your hands on the top of your butt

And stomp around the woods like

you're all fucked up

Circle up the trucks

Fire up the brush

Untuck your shirt

We're gonna kick some dust

Don't two plus two it

Or three plus three it

Four by four to a place that's scenic.

Heat it up hot like some ham hocks cookin'

And hop to the spot where

the cops ain't lookin'

Bring your whole flock down to the stomp

And we can rock all night doing the hillbilly

stomp.

Do it

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

We'll do the hillbilly stomp