She's as Beautiful as a Foot

SheÂ’s as beautiful as a foot
SheÂ’s as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say
The other day

DidnÂ’t believe it when he bit into her face
DidnÂ’t believe it when he bit into her face
It tasted just like
A fallen arch

SheÂ’s as beautiful as a foot
SheÂ’s as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say
The other day

DonÂ’t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
DonÂ’t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Her face changing now
A Guernsey cow

SheÂ’s as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

SheÂ’s as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

SheÂ’s as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

SheÂ’s as beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
Beautiful as a foot

She heard someone say She heard someone say
The other day