Jack My Dick

{*breathing heavy and moaning*}

Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!



[Obie Trice]

Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no

I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo'

I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio

And be happy that I'm not around them jail people

Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil

Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers and still deceive you

Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how

Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch

When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!

Let's take this nigga down"

That's why I jacks my dick off

I jacks my dick off



[Chorus]

I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)

I jacks my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)

Aiyyo I jacks my dick off

(come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)

I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)



[Obie Trice]

When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall

Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs

And it's like she in the same room with me

Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy

Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand

Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan

Janet Jacme wanted to do just that

'til she copped a attitude when I was like

"Where the fuck is your glove at?"

Fuck that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected

You know hands carry infections

I jacks my dick off

Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off



[Chorus]

Off off (no I don't want yo' pussy)

I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)

I jacks my dick off (come correct)

I jacks my dick off (and maybe we can have a little sex)

I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)



[Obie Trice]

I beat my meat on the regular base

I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face

Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration"

All of this is aggravate

Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side

I don't worry about her givin me AIDS

to make me lose my fuckin mind

Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area

Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara

and jack my dick off

Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off

Yo! I jacks my dick off

Jacks my dick off and off



[Chorus]

Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)

I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)

Aiyyo I jacks my dick off

(come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)

I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)



[Obie Trice]

Aiyyo, ay you can call a nigga sick, or basically perverted

It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it

It's called abstinence

Absolutely sure that I'm absent from sex

unless you show non-reactiveness

Pass the DNA to your doc

And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark

Until then I'll bust nuts on porn class

Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pass

I'll be jackin my dick off

Ha, jackin my dick off

Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off

Jacks my dick off and off



[Chorus]

Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)

I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)

Aiyyo I jacks my dick off

(come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)

I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)

Yo, I say I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)

I'll be jackin my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)

Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct)



[Outro]

What? I'll jacks my shit off!

What the fuck?

Watch, heh