My Old Man's Got A Gun
Olivia Newton-John · Great [1999]
To make your reservation
Your exit's overdue
I can only promise he ain't the soul to laugh
I've known him long enough to speak on his behalf
My old man's got a gun
And he knows you're a tricky one
He can't fail to make you run
And I don't need you
My old man's got a wife
And she loves him and her life
Silver tongue could be his strife
And I don't need you
Hey boy, don't let him fool you
I'll tell you something about him, gonna cool you
He'll get you in a corner
And make you really crawl
You'll never realize
A man could feel so small
My old man's got a gun
And he knows you're a tricky one
He can't fail to make you run
And I don't need you
My old man's got a wife
And she loves him and her life
Silver tongue could be his strife
And I don't need you
I don't need you, I don't need you
Hey boy, I better warn you
To make your reservation
My Old Man's Got A Gun
Olivia Newton-John's "My Old Man's Got A Gun" appears on her 1999 compilation album, Great. This track showcases the Australian-British singer's enduring versatility within the pop and country-rock genres. Throughout her extensive career, Newton-John has maintained a consistent presence in the music industry, delivering heartfelt performances that resonate with audiences across generations. The song reflects her ability to blend narrative storytelling with melodic accessibility, a hallmark of her broader discography. While often associated with her iconic 1970s and 1980s hits, this recording demonstrates her continued relevance in the late 1990s. The track stands as a testament to her lasting appeal and her capacity to craft memorable songs that connect deeply with listeners through emotional sincerity and polished production.