A Boy Called Alice

My name is alice, IÂ’m not a boy

Office hours for the rest of the world
Me and alice stay in bed
SheÂ’s not what youÂ’d call a bachelor girl
But be careful how you tread

There are boys that bring you trouble
Very few that bring you luck
When I tell her what sheÂ’s getting
She looks at me and says that ainÂ’t good enough

A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice
A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice, a boy called alice

Silly games that make us dizzy
Searching hard for mister right
If godÂ’s a man what colour is he
And will he smile on me tonight

If thereÂ’s a dream IÂ’m yet to find it
In all the novels that IÂ’ve read
If love is cool IÂ’m right behind it
But love ainÂ’t cool - IÂ’ll keep your picture instead

She did say some things I never did understand

A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice
A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice

A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice
A boy called alice
I know a boy called alice