Konichiwa Bitches
Robyn · Robyn [2007]
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on tha north pole I'll ice you son
You wanna thrilla in Manilla
You'll be killer bee stung
Wanna taste of vanilla
Better watch your tongue
'Cause I'll hammer your toe
Like a pediatrician
Saw you in half
Like I'm a magician
Tear you down
Like I'm in demolition
Count you out
Like a mathematician
I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't call the cops, you call the firestation
'Cause my love is so sweet
You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-boom
One left, one right thats how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups no need to supersize em'
Right now you probably thinking how she get in them jeans
Well I'm gifted all natural and burstin the seams
Konichiwa bitches
Konichiwa bitches
Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon
Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb
Comin in your mouth
Makes you say yum-yum
Hit the gong-gong
Bring the sumos on
I'm 'a kick ass all the way to hongkong
Make the balls bounce like a game of ping-pong
Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Siagon
Got nothing on me
'Cause you know you're so bum
Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
Check the scenario
I'm 'a bust your ear drum
And leave you heads ringing
With the Ring-a-ding-dong
Busy on the mic
Since the day I was what?
(Born)
Check out my style it's the rock of what?
(Mo')
Shine is on me like a dog on what?
(Bone)
Fight the power
Put myself on the throne
You know when shit is getting heavy
Like it's weights a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good
Put you in the trunk
See you next Tuesday
You is a punk
Konichiwa Bitches
Released in 2007 on the album Robyn [2007], 'Konichiwa Bitches' stands as a defining track in Swedish pop icon Robyn's discography. The song exemplifies her signature blend of dance-pop and electronic influences, characterized by its driving rhythm and emotive vocal delivery. As part of her broader body of work from the late 2000s, the recording reflects the era's vibrant club culture and her ability to craft anthems that resonate with global audiences. The track showcases her evolution as an artist, moving beyond her earlier Eurodance roots into a more mature, sophisticated sound while maintaining the infectious energy that made her a staple of the genre. It remains a key piece in her catalogue, often cited alongside contemporaries like 'Should Have Known' and 'Crash & Burn Girl' as a testament to her impact on modern pop music.