My Perfect Cousin
Undertones · True Confessions-Singles A's & B's [2011]
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mothers little golden boy
He's gotta degree in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate university challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know
Oh my perfect cousin ..
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in love with himself
Oh my perfect cousin
My Perfect Cousin
My Perfect Cousin stands as a quintessential example of the Undertones' signature blend of melodic punk and new wave. Emerging from the band's prolific period of singles releases, the track captures the group's ability to weave witty, observational storytelling into tight, energetic arrangements. While the song shares the upbeat tempo and jangly guitar textures found in their broader discography, it distinguishes itself through its specific narrative focus on familial dynamics and youthful admiration. The recording reflects the band's consistent commitment to crafting accessible yet emotionally resonant pop-punk anthems. As part of their extensive catalogue of A-sides and B-sides, this work demonstrates the Undertones' enduring influence on the genre, maintaining the infectious charm that defined their early career while showcasing their knack for turning everyday subjects into memorable musical moments.