Jesus Rode A Harley
Ugly Kid Joe · Best Of Ugly Kid Joe [2010]
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide
And the lord must have seen me with his big red eyes
So I stepped out to the clouds
The holy father was getting down
And as I ordered a round of drinks
He said I got a little story tell me what you think
Moses used to sniff the lines
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a harley davidson
All the angels were gathered around
Leather boots and lace night gowns
And one started to kiss my feet
She said the lord got a red light on at every street
My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide
And the lord must have seen me with his big red eyes
Jesus Rode A Harley
Released on Ugly Kid Joe's 2010 greatest hits compilation, "Jesus Rode A Harley" stands as a defining track of the band's signature blend of punk energy and Christian rock. The song captures the group's unique ability to fuse aggressive guitar riffs with overtly religious themes, creating a sound that was both controversial and commercially successful in the mid-to-late 1990s. As part of their broader discography, the recording exemplifies the genre's tendency to challenge traditional boundaries while maintaining a distinct melodic hook. The track remains a staple of the band's live performances and has been widely recognized as a key contribution to the alternative Christian and punk rock movements of the era.