I Didn't Come Here (And I Ain't Leavin')

I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor

I winked at every pretty girl comin' in and out the door

Yellin', "Hey bartender, how 'bout two more?"

Bottle by bottle I'm clearin' off that shelf

And I feel so good that I'm not quite myself

Now, they're tellin' me that I gotta find someplace else

Well, guess what

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss

Well, I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime

Now, they're actin' like havin' fun is some kind of crime

If it'll make you feel better mister, I'll tell you one more time

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss

Now, you can call me a taxi

And you can call me a cab

I know you're gonna call me something

When I can't pay this tab

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'

If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss

Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss