Short People
Randy Newman · Live In London [2011]
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Short People
Randy Newman's "Short People" stands as a defining anthem of the 1960s counterculture, originally released on his landmark album *Sail Away*. The track delivers a biting social commentary on the treatment of shorter individuals, utilizing Newman's signature blend of folk-rock instrumentation and sharp, satirical lyrics. Its enduring popularity stems from its ability to articulate a universal frustration with prejudice, making it a staple of protest music and a cultural touchstone. The song's message resonated deeply during an era of social upheaval, cementing Newman's reputation as a chronicler of American life. While later recorded in live settings such as the 2011 *Live In London* album, the original recording remains the definitive version, showcasing Newman's mastery of blending humor with profound social critique.