Korean Parents
Randy Newman · Harps & Angels [2008]
Liek their parents never had
Neighborhoods are dangerous
The public schools are bad
At home there are distractions so irresistible
The hours fly by
No work gets done
Some Jewish kids still trying
Some white kids trying too
But millions of real American kids don't have a clue
Right here on the lot
We got the answer
A product guaranteed to satisfy
Korean parents for sale
You say you're not all that you want to be
You say you got a bad environment
Your work at school's not going well
Korean parents for sale
You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
They'll be strict but they'll be fair
Look at the numbers
That's all I ask
Who's at the head of every class?
You really think they're smarter than you are
They just work their asses off
Their parents make them do it
[Saleslady]:
Oh, learn to play the violin
Oh, to turn your homework in right on time
What a load off your back that will be
No tears
No regret
Never forget who sent Fido to the farm
The greatest generation
Your parents aren't the greatest generation
So sick of hearing about the greatest generation
That generation could be you
So let's see what you can do
Korean parents and you
Korean Parents
Randy Newman's 'Korean Parents' appears on his 2008 album Harps & Angels, continuing his long tradition of blending sharp social observation with melodic sophistication. The track reflects Newman's signature style, utilizing a wry, conversational tone to explore themes of family dynamics and cultural expectations. As a veteran songwriter known for his ability to find humor in the mundane, Newman crafts a narrative that feels both intimate and universally relatable. This recording stands as part of a rich discography that has consistently challenged listeners with its unique blend of satire and genuine emotion. The song showcases his enduring ability to create memorable characters and scenarios through music, cementing his status as a distinctive voice in American songwriting.