Feliz Navidad

Fenix*Tx · KROQ's Kevin and Bean present: The Real Slim Santa [2000]

We wanna wish all of y'all

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Turn this shit up y'all



[Chorus:]

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad



Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas

You picked your presents, I won't give 'em to you

Right after I bought every gift you wanted

I guess that's just the bitch you are



You changed your pager, home and cell phone number

You even took out a restraining order

Can't get within 500 feet of your's

So yeah I think you've gone too far



[Chorus]



I'm really sorry that I fucked your sister

I can't believe she even let me fist her

I even hooked up with your best friend Esther

Yeah she blew me in your car



I guess I'll never ever learn my lesson

Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson

I'm gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing

I hope I see him at some bar

Somebody told me he was born a woman

They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben

You must be the only bitch he's fooling

You should check him for some scars



I hope you get a fucking yeast infection

Or some disease from using no protection

You know you never gave me no erections

Yeah his wee wee won't get hard



Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah

Feliz Navidad

Fenix*Tx delivers a spirited rendition of the classic holiday standard "Feliz Navidad" on the 2000 compilation KROQ's Kevin and Bean present: The Real Slim Santa. Known for their energetic blend of rock and pop, the band brings a distinct vocal flair to this beloved seasonal track. This recording captures the group during a period of active engagement with tribute albums and collaborative projects, showcasing their versatility beyond their core discography. While the song remains a staple of Christmas playlists worldwide, Fenix*Tx's version offers a fresh, rock-infused interpretation that highlights their dynamic performance style. The track stands as a notable song in their catalogue, demonstrating their ability to reinterpret familiar material with enthusiasm and musical precision.