Jewish Prinsess

Frank Zappa · Have I Offended Someone? [1997]

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Well, she can swallow my pride



I want a hairy little Jewish Princess

With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess

With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums

I don't want no troll

I just want a Yemenite hole



I want a darling little Jewish Princess

Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking

A vicious little Jewish Princess

To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'

All up inside

I just want a Princess to ride

Awright, back to the top...everybody twist



I want a funky little Jewish Princess

A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

A brazen little Jewish Princess

With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits

She can even be poor

So long as she does it with four on the floor

(Vapor-lock)



I want a dainty little Jewish Princess

With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters

A fragile little Jewish Princess

With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies

For two or three nights

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Jewish Prinsess

Jewish Prinsess is a track by Frank Zappa featured on the 1997 compilation Have I Offended Someone?. The song showcases Zappa's signature blend of rock, jazz, and avant-garde elements, reflecting his eclectic approach to composition and performance. Known for his complex arrangements and satirical lyrics, Zappa often explored unconventional themes and musical structures throughout his career. This recording captures his distinctive style, combining intricate instrumentation with his unique vocal delivery. As part of his extensive discography, the piece contributes to the broader understanding of Zappa's artistic vision and his impact on progressive rock. The track remains a notable example of his ability to merge diverse musical influences into a cohesive and engaging work.