Somewhere That's Green
Family Guy · Other Songs - Family Guy
He rakes and trims the grass, he loves to mow and weed
I cook like Betty Crocker and I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-Sol scented air, somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinners and our bedtime 9:15
We snuggle watching Lucy on our big, enormous 12-inch screen
I'm his December bride, Chris Griffin he knows best
The kids play Howdy-Doody as the sun sets in the west
A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine
Someday I know, we two will go somewhere that's green
I cook like Betty Crocker and I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-Sol scented air, somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinners and our bedtime 9:15
We snuggle watching Lucy on our big, enormous 12-inch screen
I'm his December bride, Chris Griffin he knows best
The kids play Howdy-Doody as the sun sets in the west
A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine
Someday I know, we two will go somewhere that's green
Somewhere That's Green
Performed by Family Guy, this track serves as the iconic theme for the animated series of the same name. Released in 1999, the song blends upbeat rock with a distinctive synthesizer melody that has become synonymous with the show's comedic tone. The lyrics, written by composer Alan Mernstein, reference the fictional town of Quahog and the character Stewie Griffin, grounding the music in the specific narrative universe of the series. Over the decades, the recording has been widely recognized as a defining piece of 1990s television music, capturing the irreverent spirit of the show while establishing a recognizable sonic identity for the family of animated characters.