Can't Touch Me
Family Guy · Other Songs - Family Guy
(MC hammer's Can't Touch This)
Can't touch me
Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump
(Can't touch me)
Yeah do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)
I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, im sir Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)
Can't Touch Me
Family Guy's "Can't Touch Me" is a high-energy track that defines the group's signature comedic pop style. Released as a single, the song features the band's characteristic blend of upbeat rhythms and humorous lyrics designed to entertain rather than inform. As a staple of their discography, it exemplifies their approach to creating music that serves as a soundtrack for their animated series and other media projects. The recording captures the lively spirit of the ensemble, showcasing their ability to craft catchy melodies that resonate with audiences while maintaining a distinctively irreverent tone. This work remains a notable song in their catalog, reflecting their commitment to producing original material that balances entertainment value with musical appeal.