Give Up The Toad
Family Guy · Other Songs - Family Guy
You'll get chills
all through your body
and you'll lose
all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter
thats your butthole
Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die
Gotta give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(you gotta give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see
it hurts to pee
There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky
it falls off
So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids
Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)
I'm no fool
Landos cool
YEAH!
all through your body
and you'll lose
all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter
thats your butthole
Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die
Gotta give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(you gotta give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see
it hurts to pee
There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky
it falls off
So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids
Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)
I'm no fool
Landos cool
YEAH!
Give Up The Toad
Performed by the fictional band Family Guy, this track serves as a satirical musical song within the animated series' broader discography. The song utilizes a comedic, cartoonish style that mirrors the show's irreverent tone, featuring characters like Stewie Griffin in vocal performances. It represents the series' approach to parodying pop culture and musical trends through exaggerated character voices and absurd lyrics. As part of the Family Guy catalog, the recording functions as a staple of the show's soundtrack, reinforcing the character dynamics and the series' signature blend of humor and musical parody without adhering to traditional song structures.