I Need A Jew
Family Guy · Other Songs - Family Guy
Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...
Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew
Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?
Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!
Max:
Hey!
Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...
Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew
Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?
Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!
Max:
Hey!
I Need A Jew
Performed by the fictional band Family Guy, this track serves as a satirical musical piece within the animated series' universe. The song features the distinctive vocal style of Stewie Griffin, blending pop sensibilities with the show's signature brand of absurdist humor. While not a real-world recording by an actual artist, it functions as a recurring comedic element that parodies the format of earnest pop ballads. The work is integral to the show's narrative, often appearing in scenes designed to highlight the characters' chaotic and irreverent personalities. It stands as a notable example of how the series utilizes original music to enhance its storytelling and character development.