Dental Floss Tycoon

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff

For somebody else...

but then, on the other hand

I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down

Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop

An' it'd be on top



(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)



Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon

(yes I am)

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss

That's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss!

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)

He's a good hoss

Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or



Blanket on anyway

Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line

With a Pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I might Ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin'

In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee

N' give my foot a push...

Just me 'n the pymgy pony

Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N' then I might just Jumb back on

An' ride Like a cowboy

Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon



(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)



Movin' to Montana soon