No Scrubs

Glee Cast · Other Songs - Glee Cast

Artie:

Ooh, yeah

A Scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly

And is also known as a buster

Always talkin' about what he wants

And just sits on his broke ass

So



Blaine (with New Directions Boys):

(No!)

I don't want your number (No)

I don't want to give you mine and (No)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)

I don't want none of your time and (No)



Artie with New Directions Boys:

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me



Ryder:

But a scrub is checkin' me

But his game is kinda weak

And I know that he cannot approach me



Sam (with Artie):

Cuz I'm lookin' like class

And he's lookin' like trash

Can't (get wit' no deadbeat ass

So)



Joe (with New Directions Boys):

(No!)

I don't want your number (No)

I don't want to give you mine and (No)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)

I don't want none of your time (No)



Artie with New Directions Boys:

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me



Ryder:

If you don't have a car and you're walking

Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: You)



Sam:

If you live at home wit' your momma

Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: I'm talking to you baby)



Joe:

If you have a shorty but you don't show love

Oh yes son I'm talking to you



Artie:

Wanna get with me with no money

Oh, no, I don't want no



New Directions Boys:

No scrub

No scrub

No



Blaine and Sam with New Directions Boys:

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

(Artie: Get no love from me)

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)



I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)



I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride (Artie: Of his best friend's ride)

Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)



I don't want no scrub (Artie: No scrub!)

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

(Artie: Get no love from me)

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)



I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that

Can't get no love from me (Artie: No love from me)

About No Scrubs

"No Scrubs" is a high-energy pop track performed by the Glee Cast, serving as a pivotal moment in the series' musical evolution. Originally written by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk for the 2009 episode "The Comeback," the song was crafted to reflect the protagonist's journey from insecurity to self-assurance. Its infectious rhythm and catchy chorus became a staple of the show's soundtrack, exemplifying the genre-blending style characteristic of Glee's approach to popular music. The recording features a blend of R&B and pop influences, drawing inspiration from artists like TLC and Destiny's Child while maintaining the theatrical flair expected of a television musical. As one of the most streamed tracks from the series, it remains a defining example of how the show utilized music to drive narrative character development. The song's enduring popularity highlights the Glee Cast's ability to reinterpret classic pop structures with fresh energy, cementing its place in the cultural landscape of late 2000s television.