Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)
Goo Goo Dolls · Other Songs - Goo Goo Dolls
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck
This wacko came from alabama and
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no
Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no
When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch
Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)
Released by Goo Goo Dolls, this track stands as a gritty, high-energy anthem that captures the band's signature blend of rock and pop sensibilities. The song features a driving rhythm and vocal delivery that emphasizes raw emotion and frustration, characteristic of the group's work during their peak commercial success. While often associated with their broader discography of mid-90s hits, the recording showcases a darker, more aggressive tone compared to their softer ballads. It remains a staple of their live performances, where the band frequently engages the audience with its confrontational spirit. The song reflects the era's alternative rock landscape, contributing to the band's enduring legacy as a defining voice in 1990s music.