Like That(Edited Version)

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The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams

I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying, "Freeze"

D-doing doing doing



What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being

I have needs, I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees



I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song

It go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching



Psych I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away anything I say and you will love it



The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



Jessica Simpson, looks, oh, so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes

D-doing doing doing



Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome

Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying, "Freeze"

D-doing doing doing



What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please

I did not even get to see, Mary Kate's shower scene



I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea and be free



Free, yes free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand



The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen her butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your puzzle

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying, "Freeze"

D-doing doing doing



What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies

Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this



Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee

Pee, on the radio but I think I did

Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit



Psych I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee, quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get down



The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please

I ain't never seen a ass like that

'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing



What the fuck is wrong with you?

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