Turning Japanese
The Kinks · Other Songs - The Kinks
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...
Turning Japanese
Turning Japanese stands as one of The Kinks' most enduring and recognizable singles, capturing the band's unique ability to blend rock energy with quirky, observational storytelling. Released during a period where the group was experimenting with more complex arrangements, the track showcases their signature melodic sensibility and rhythmic drive. The song's title and theme reflect the band's engagement with contemporary cultural shifts, offering a snapshot of life through their distinct British lens. As a staple of their extensive discography, it remains a definitive example of their songwriting prowess, balancing humor with genuine musical craftsmanship. The recording continues to resonate with listeners for its infectious energy and its place within the broader landscape of classic rock, cementing its status as a timeless piece of music history.

