Beautician Blues

King Crimson · Other Songs - King Crimson

I met a fine beautician

In a very fine condition

She was long and lean

And you know what that means

She's a good lovin' mama

A hard workin' woman

She makes a lot of money

I don't have to worry about a thing



She works hard all day

Dressin' hair

Man you can bet

I want to get somewhere

With my good lovin' mama

My hard workin' woman

She makes a lot of money

I don't have to worry about a thing



I meet the finest woman

From everywhere

Because my baby

Dress their hair

I'll be her lover boy

She treats me like a king

She makes a lot of money

Don't have to worry about a thing



Yes, she keeps her hair

So neat and fine

And every pound of her is mine

I'll be her lover boy

I'll be happy as a king

She makes a lot of money

Don't have to worry about a thing

Beautician Blues

King Crimson's 'Beautician Blues' stands as a distinctive song in the band's extensive catalog, reflecting their unique fusion of progressive rock with jazz and blues influences. Recorded during a period where the group explored complex time signatures and intricate arrangements, the track exemplifies the band's commitment to pushing musical boundaries. The composition features the interplay of guitar, bass, and drums characteristic of their sound, often accompanied by the distinctive timbre of the vibraphone or other unconventional instruments. While the song lacks a traditional album placement in some discographies, it remains a notable piece within the collective body of work that defined the band's evolution from the early 1970s through their later years. The piece captures the experimental spirit of King Crimson, offering listeners a glimpse into their ongoing pursuit of sonic innovation and structural complexity.