The League Of Bald-Headed Men

The Fall · Other Songs - The Fall

You know when you end up in some sort of a cine-complex

And the person next to you is someone you hate?

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, with me

I end up like that, all around and inside left



All through the walls

It suppurates, look it up!

I'm immobile

Is your house for sale?



And Davey's just got out of his cell

Where have you been this time?

Your lives are beyond the pale, what?

Walk the main drag, splayed



See the blue baseball hatted, baseball blue hatted

School friends, pop mobs, male loafers

Business affairs, advisers and members of the band

Suppurated, look it up!



And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The great league of bald-headed men

And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The great league of bald-headed men



Your friends, pop mobs, first wives, ex-loafers

And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The league of bald-headed men

And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The great league



And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The league of bald-headed men

And everyday it's my pleasure to meet

The league of bald-headed men

Baseball hatted, blue capped

Baseball hatted, blue capped



And everyday, it's my pleasure to meet

The league of bald-headed men

And everyday, it's my pleasure to meet

About The League Of Bald-Headed Men

"The League of Bald-Headed Men" is a 1982 single by the English post-punk band The Fall, released on their own label, Face Records. As a staple of the band's discography, the track exemplifies Ian Curtis's distinctive vocal delivery and the group's signature blend of abrasive instrumentation and lyrical absurdity. The song features a driving rhythm section and a repetitive, hypnotic chorus that became a defining characteristic of The Fall's sound during the early 1980s. It reflects the band's tendency to explore eccentric, often surreal themes while maintaining a raw, energetic performance style. The recording stands as a significant piece in the canon of post-punk music, showcasing the band's ability to create memorable, high-energy tracks that have endured for decades.