The Song That Didn't Rhyme
Alice Cooper · The Eyes Of Alice Cooper [2003]
Seemed I struggled on every line
It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty, wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme
The band couldn't wing it, the singer couldn't sing it
The Drummer's always out of time
The DJ's were offended, my union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime
The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
On a song that didn't rhyme
It was bland, it was boring, all the groupies there were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the record guys got fired, the president retired
But somehow the song survived
The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
No redeeming value of any kind
But thanks for the twelve ninety nine
On a song that didn't rhyme
The Song That Didn't Rhyme
Released on The Eyes Of Alice Cooper in 2003, this track stands as a stark contrast to the band's signature theatrical rock style. While Alice Cooper is renowned for his operatic vocals and shock-rock persona, this recording features a stripped-back approach that highlights the raw power of his voice without the usual theatrical embellishments. The song serves as a reflective piece within the album's catalogue, offering a moment of introspection amidst a career defined by high-energy performances and dramatic storytelling. It remains a notable example of Cooper's versatility, demonstrating his ability to deliver emotional depth even when departing from the aggressive sound that made him a legend in hard rock and heavy metal.